I have a small penis?

Still quite flushed from the Harbringer and Megathron fight - me and Lucius undocked and went looking for more trouble. Eager for fresh meat and all that. With weapons and ammo loaded we blasted out of the space dock and back into the blackness of space.

The local space was too busy and hot so we scattered to the neighbouring systems; being here for so long - I can now recognise the system I was in merely from the constellations overhead. We came back to one system and we scattered to our scan spots. Nothing in space.

Lucius and I then went to two neighbouring systems and did the same thing.

We both reported potential targets as local had at least one pilot in it. I pushed my ship into another scan spot in order to narrow down the target but he proved to be elusive. Lucius had more luck and had tackled a deadly Caldari missile boat in his rifter. He has had great success against these thin-skinned, missile-spewing ship. I quickly set course to Lucius' position who gave a running commentary of the fight. It was going well for him. On arrival, I saw the following in local:

Delt4 > need help V belt 1

I saw that no-one else in local was inclined to reply so I did my bit:
flashfresh > no help for you

Lucius in his rifter already had the caracal cold. I warped to Lucius to see what I could do, chances are the caracal would be an expanding ball of scrap and flash frozen gases by the time I exited warp.

Bursting out of warp, I saw the dogfight with Lucius' rifter tearing chunks out of the hapless Caracal. Lucius in his rifter already had the caracal cold. I added some light EMP fire and the caracal burst into pieces.

The pilot wasn't too happy it would appear:

Delt4 > hey flashfresh if you fight alone against me i will say good fight but your just a little penis that cant win alone :) if your alone i got you :)
Delt4 > lucius cain the same :)

Concord as efficient as ever provided documentary proof of our kill:

2007.04.13 20:24
Victim: Delt4
Alliance: NONE
Corp: FORTES FORTUNA ADIUVAT CORP.
Destroyed: Caracal
System: Gusandall
Security: 0.4

Involved parties:
Name: Lucius Cain
Security: -10.0
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Bad-Mojo
Ship: Rifter
Weapon: Rifter

Name: flashfresh (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.0
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Independent Pilots
Ship: Rupture
Weapon: Dual 180mm AutoCannon I

Destroyed items:
Upgraded 'Limos' Standard Missile Bay I
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 640 (Cargo)
Advanced 'Limos' Heavy Missile Bay I
Advanced 'Limos' Heavy Missile Bay I
Medium Tapered Capacitor Infusion I
Type-D Power Core Modification: Diagnostic System
Medium Capacitor Booster I
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 16
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 17
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 28


LOL. Small penis? Rifter had him dead already.

Love this game!

A piccie of the moment: